Best Funny Quotes

Now we provide you Best Funny Quotes that is useful for you to share with your friends or siblings. You can also share these Best Funny Quotes on social media. These quotes are interesting in reading and will certainly give you happiness on your face. Provided quotes are written by popular writers and here you will find some of their best quotes.

Best Funny Quotes

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

 BOB MONKHOUSE

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

       ELAYNE BOOSLER

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

          OSCAR WILDE

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

           ROBERT BLOCH